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Carl Schmitzer Graphic Design & Illustration

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Release the Kraken — I feel sullied and unusual indeed.

Bee Yourself — Bees fly because they take themselves lightly.

Let's Take a Break — Coffee. Puppies. What better time could anyone ask for?

Cat Anxieties — This is what happens when you don’t get your 22 hours of sleep.

I Love New York — If you can draw here, you can draw anywhere.

Share a Shake — I’m sure those are paper straws.

I’m Kind of a Catch — And I never get headaches.

Dino Boo Boo — Great ideas never go extinct.

Bubble Toot — Oh my.

Frankie Say Netflix & Chill — Should be “SAYS”? The 80s were a grammar blur.

How to Spot a Hipster — Speak in low soothing tones.

Build Someone a Fire — Always have matches … for life’s little moments expressed in Comic Sans.

How's Your Bacon Shakin'? — Extra crispy with a side of super.

A Doodler’s Apology — Sorry I had to cut copy that was hard to draw.

How About a Cup of This Hot Mess? — I’ll take two cups of that.

Wake Up — Modern addiction.

‘Sup Nerd — I see you brought it all today.

Snail Quickie — #metoo office supplies.

Banana Stripper — Somewhere there is a potassium joke in here.

Happy Unicorns — The power of hope

Lichtenstein Selfie — Who is Brad anyway?

Alpaca Specs — Call me crazy. A buck-tooth, almost blind lama makes me smile.

Hipsters Smell Fear — and cheap beer.

King Kong— is all about sex, and brutish male sexuality. Or in this new vision eating small freshly caught planes.

Join the Dark Side — Once you start down the path of free WiFi forever will it dominate your destiny.

Super Lichtenstein — Try to use for powers only for good.

Peace & Love — All you really need is love. I saw that eye roll.

What the World Needs Now is Love — And more great design.

Senior Spielberg — We just wanna go home.

Pardon my cyber mess … always updating with new groovy stuff.